No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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