i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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