what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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