Midget sex pt 2 tonight
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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