Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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