DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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