i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Randomize
