sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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