Don't you send me to vm
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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