The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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