Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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