Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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