i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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