I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
