So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
time to smoke my breakfast
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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