She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I need water and some morals
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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