big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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