..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I FOUND THE LEGS
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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