If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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