we're blogging at a bar
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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