Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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