just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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