So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You are a genius and a whore.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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