Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Randomize
