i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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