Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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