i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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