I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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