He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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