2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
My feet surprised me
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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