she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
