she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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