So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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