I don't remember. Are we still dating?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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