How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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