Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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