I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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