Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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