whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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