they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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