It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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