We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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