Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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