ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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