if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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