When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
This baby is an asshole
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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