Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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