haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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