She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
