just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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