"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
