'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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