Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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