Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
i need some magic done to my vagina
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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