Will you blow on my dice?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize
