woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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